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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The HOT FLOWING LAVA

It started out innocently enough: two Colorado girls wanting to see some lava. But apparently that's easier said than done. There were plenty of boat, land and air tours but they all charged at least $100 per person, and by the time we decided we might need a guide most of the good ones were booked. We called a few friends, and a few friends of friends, who all had vague suggestions but nothing concrete. We consulted our guide books, which said that despite warning signs meant to imply it was forbidden, it was actually legal (although not particularly advisable) to walk right up to the lava. We even called the lava viewing hotline for advice, but that just connected us to a recording of a woman saying, "The lava is clearly visible from the viewing area." The map at the Volcanoes National Park said the viewing area was an hour and a half drive from the park, up Highway 11 and around the section of Highway 130 that had been covered with lava, so we decided to start driving in that general direction and see what came of it.

We stopped at a gas station to pick up an extra flashlight and water (see? We're perfectly competent at planning our excursions), and started following a large van that was obviously full of tourists with their guide. They turned onto Highway 137, so we followed them until the road ended at a funky outdoor bar. We had hoped to slyly follow the guide to wherever they were headed, but unfortunately it was a Japanese tour and we definitely stuck out. Plus they were walking super slow. We later found out that this was just a stop on their way to the real viewing area, but at the time we decided push past them and start our hike. We saw the smoke from the lava as it flowed down the mountain to our right, so we followed a semi-marked path to the beach and then set out over the black, solidified flows towards where we imagined our goal to be.

Danielle pointing at a fascinating rock formation

Pretty clouds

We weren't really aware how long this hike was going to take, so we took a ton of leisurely pics of the cool trees growing out of the black ground and the dramatic landscape

See the cute little tree!!
Hey look! More rocks and cracks! Let's take more pictures!!!

The black sand beach being formed by the 1980s-present flows was amazing, and I was excited to finally see a black beach. So we stopped for a good fifteen minutes to wade and take yoga-pose pictures.



As the sun began to set, we finally realized that we were tourists with no map, no sense of direction, and still no lava in sight, and maybe we should hurry up. When we started out there had been a handful of other groups wandering in the same general direction, but by twilight it was just us and 4 fifty-somethings a little ways ahead of us. When he noticed us trailing them, one of the men casually said, "I hope you don't think we know where we're going." "No, we're just hoping that if we follow someone, they'll fall into the lava before we do," I replied, only half kidding. We learned that our new companions had grown up together in South Dakota before moving to one of the Carolinas and then on to Florida. They were very personable and kept us laughing as we walked over the rocks. We saw several "Keep Out" and "Danger" signs, but we assumed these were the signs our guide book was referring to and chose to ignore them.

After walking for about an hour, we saw a man sitting under a large tarp watching the sunset. Danielle and I cautiously approached to ask for directions. By this time we had wandered away from the shoreline and could see a stream of tourists walking toward the lava on a road several miles up the mountain from where we were, and we had a sinking suspicion that we had followed the Japanese tourists to the wrong parking lot. The man was very friendly, and told us that we could either go to the viewing area where we saw all the other tourists and view the lava from a carefully marked containment zone, or we could walk another half-hour along the beach and see the lava flowing into the ocean at a spot where only a few guided tours went. Naturally, we chose the more awesome of the two options. But he warned us to stay near the shore and give the houses a wide birth because there were "land dispute issues" and people might make us turn back if they saw us. It was this warning that prompted Danielle and I to jump into a rock crevasse, duck and cover when we heard a woman calling out to the four Floridians (who were trailing us by a few hundred feet). But she, too, was very friendly and directed us even closer to the beach. Just as the last light of day faded and we were forced to get out our flashlight, we reached the rocky shoreline and saw a faint glow in the distance.

We walked up behind a small crowd, looked over a precarious ledge and there it was! Hot, flowing, molten rock, barely ten feet from where we stood, hissing and darkening as it met the ocean. We couldn't believe our luck. A few hours of random wandering had brought us to the most dramatic natural display we'd ever seen.


We took a few photos that we could post on facebook to show everyone how cool we are.


Yeah, I'm holding a fireball. It ain't no thang.

Danielle the enigmatic lava breather



After being mesmerized by the swirling magma for at least half an hour, we wandered a little further up the hill to where a tour guide was teaching his daring guidees to poke the volcano with a stick. Apparently paying a few hundred dollars to a punk local kid gives you immunity from the lethality of HOT, MOLTEN, LAVA. I feel like LAVA should always be written with the caps lock on.

Here's a video of the human sacrifices...er...tourists who hired a "guide".




We'd had such good luck with the other locals along the way that I decided to ask the stick-poking guide how we could get home safely, since we hadn't really followed a trail and it was now pitch black. Realizing we hadn't come with a guide, he made a big show of scolding us about trespassing on private property, and told us we could follow the coast but said it was dangerous and if anything happened to us we were responsible. We apologized, and explained we had followed a bus to the wrong parking lot and missed the viewing area. In hindsight I should have expected this reaction. Altogether our little group would have profited him an extra $1000 or so that night. Although I'm pretty sure we were safer with the Floridians.

We gathered the rest of our party and began the long trek back to our car. We found a path along the shore to follow, which cut our walking distance down considerably. One of the Floridians was a former firefighter, and he forged ahead to find the safest route. He was followed by the two women in the group, his wife and his brother-in-law's wife, and last came the brother-in-law, who had stepped in a small hole and gashed the front of his leg on the sharp volcanic rock and was walking in a wobbly way that made Danielle and I nervous. We hung out in the back with him, hoping we could somehow catch him if he started tottering near the edge of the cliffs we were walking along.

It was a surprisingly pleasant walk, given how late it was, the fact that we didn't really know where we were going, our fatigue, and our empty stomachs. Everyone was still awed by what we had just seen. Every now and then the Floridians would say something like, "Wait until our grandkids hear about this!!!" One of the women noticed we only had one flashlight and took my hand to guide me over the rougher terrain. Toward the very end of the hike it began to rain in heavy sheets. We finally arrived at the adorable outdoor bar around 9:30 that night, five hours after we'd started out. We felt very close to the Floridians after the extreme experience we'd shared, although we'd only known them in the dark and probably wouldn't recognize them if we saw them again. We said a sad goodbye and wished them well on the rest of their trip. After giggling to ourselves about how fortunate we'd been, we started the truck and headed to Hilo, where we spent the night in the parking lot of the only 24-hour cafe on the island.

Here's some more sweet LAVA videos.

Is that really hawaii??




You would never believe it but all of these photos were taken in Hawaii on the same day. We were on the tallest mountain in the World (33,500ft from the ocean floor). Needless to say it was cold up there. Here is a funny sign that they had hanging up there at the visitors center. I guess the Hawaiians could learn a thing or two still about bad weather driving.

Later that day we were on the beach wearing swim suits. Hawaii is a very unique and spectacular piece of land. It was said to have possibly been discovered by people following a bird which flies from Tahiti to Hawaii to Alaska just to get food to feed its young.

Our favorite Things: The Big Island!!!


On the short plane trip back to Oahu from the Big Island, Jessi wrote
a list in her journal of her favorite memories and mental images from
the past few weeks. It is such a great list that instead of trying to
tell you every detail of our trip so far, I've just copied it to the
blog and added some complimentary photos. I think it will be easy to
see why we loved our time there so much.

Here is a little background. We did a work exchange with a beautiful
family: Victoria, Sidney, and their kids Austin (16), Isaiah (5) and
Taira (2 and a half). In exchange for watching the little ones, some
light cooking, and minimal yard work, they gave us room and board, a
car we could use during our off time to explore the island,
inspiration, and friendship. There was another workaway girl staying
there who happened to be from Fort Collins and was also named Jessie.
She did the majority of the cooking, and was an expert at making
healthy food taste amazing. They are the people that most of our
favorite memories are built around. With that in mind, here is Jessi's
list.

Things I Want to Remember (In Loose Reverse Chronological Order)

*Danielle grabbing my arm and skipping across the tarmac with me to our
plane as the sun set at the end of our time in Kailua-Kona.

*Hugs and kisses goodbye from our beautiful Hawaiian ohana, and Vicki's
blessings and good wishes for our trip when she dropped us off at the
airport.

*Surfing on our last afternoon on the Big Island. The exhilaration of
catching a wave, followed by the despair of realizing that my weak
arms now had to paddle back out to sea, followed by relief when Sidney
paddled up next to me and told me to take his leash so he could tow me
the rest of the way.


*The sheer joy of finding mangosteen in an obscure part of the Hilo
Farmer's Market.


*Seeing the first glow of lava after a long and confusing hike, then
wandering up to it and feeling the heat and steam from the molten rock
entering the ocean.



*The easy company of the four Florida tourists that we
hiked/wandered/got lost with to and from the lava flow, over uneven
surfaces, jagged volcanic rock, and along sheer cliffs, for 4 or 5
hours round-trip. Feeling comfortable and safe with them, despite the
fact we were illegally trespassing over treacherous ground to reach
hot, flowing lava.


*Watching Danielle slowly and protectively eat the Punalu'u sweet loaf,
as if she were doing something bad and wanted to avoid eye contact.


*Waking up in the white tent/tarp Danielle made.

*Playing dinosaur in the steam. [Jessi doesn't realize I wasn't playing...]



*The look on Danielle's face when I told her dinosaurs probably never
lived in Hawaii.


*Listening to the "Wild Hawaiian" CD on repeat.


*Standing at the southernmost point in the United States.
(Stupidest Sign Ever!!)

*Stumbling upon Pouhonua, an ancient place of refuge for defeated
warriors, civilians during war time, and for those who had broken
kapu.

*Driving the camo truck.

*Realizing that in addition to lending us his truck, Sidney had packed
almost everything we needed for our trip to the Volcanoes National
Park (pineapple, sleeping pads, beach chairs, water, lights, utensils,
bread, etc.) and set it out for us before going to work.


*When Taira was cold at the beach and her big brother Austin sweetly
scooped her up in his dry towel and held her until she was warm. In
general watching Austin pamper Taira and tickle and play with Isaiah
was pretty heart-melting.

*Watching Danielle happily cater to Taira's every irrational whim and
feed Isaiah's already active imagination. She was completely content
to act like mom and watch over the kids while I went surfing with
Sidney. And that night at dinner she patiently added scoop after scoop
of nutritional yeast to the little girl's plate, knowing that Taira
had already added plenty, but unable to say "no" to her adorableness.


*Eating melona bars.

*Watching whales jump at Ke'ei beach.


*Watching the sun set the second night at the kayak landing with Danielle.


*The first and most spectacular sunset of the week, seen from the house
on our first day.



*Listening to Victoria and Sidney discuss how they'd met at Vicki's
martial arts class.
Victoria: It was hard teaching you Kung Fu.
Sidney: I wasn't there to learn Kung Fu.



*Hearing Sidney constantly say to Taira, "Give Daddy a kiss!"

*Watching Danielle and Taira torture/play with the orange cat.

*Building forts with Isaiah and hiding with him in our shadow warrior
meditation blanket bubble.

*Watching Jessie expertly cook amazing, healthy meals, and the feeling
of going to bed satisfied and comfortable.


*Waking up early our first few days on the Island. Watching the
sunlight filter through our window and hearing the first sounds of the
kids' sweet voices.


*Victoria picking us up from the airport and chatting with us about her
own incredible round-the-world trip. Pulling up to our luminous
temporary home for the first time.

*Waking up in the Honolulu airport, pulling off my sleeping mask and
acting like our makeshift refugee camp was completely normal.


Now I have to add just one memory of my own:

*Watching a groggy Taira come up to Isaiah early one morning and put
her arms out in his direction. He responded by grabbing her hands and
holding them in his for a moment before the two spontaneously hugged.
Adorable!